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longhighway:

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FUCKING PERSON

(Source: grates, via radperrie)

squeakyfangirl:

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rainyohead:

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morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

(via wearethebrokenones)

tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

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